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Well, I don't have one. Come on, Jer. Open up. Be a pal. Remember when I pulled you and your wife out of that burning car?
2h ago
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All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea... All: Film festival! Film festival! You like my idea?
2h ago
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'CAUSE YOU HAD THE INSIDE TRACK. IF THE WATER WAS SPINNING THE OTHER WAY... IT NEVER SPINS THE OTHER WAY.
3h ago
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MY CAR BROKE DOWN. Woman: IT WAS JUST VAPOR LOCK. VAPOR LOCK... VAPOR LOCK... VAPOR LOCK.
4h ago
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Intercom: Doctor Warner, you're wanted in radiology, please. He's awake! Oh, Bart, we thought for a minute
4h ago
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The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project which I believe was some sort of hovercraft. Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands!
6h ago
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Don't worry. There's plenty for all of you. Now who's laughing, huh, huh? ( laughing)
7h ago
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JUMP LISA'S KING. I'M NOT BART. I'M ROD FLANDERS. THERE YOU GO WITH THAT SMART MOUTH.
7h ago
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All you ever buy is Casper "The Wimpy" Ghost. I think it's sad that you equate friendliness with wimpiness, and I hope it will keep you from ever achieving true popularity.
7h ago
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GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY. BYE, MRS. SIMPSON. BYE, MRS. SIMPSON. GOOD-BYE, MARGE. BYE-BYE, MRS. S.
8h ago
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AND I DON'T WANT ANY GUFF. FIRST OF ALL, I'LL NEED THE FOLLOWING MUSHROOMS: PORTOBELLO... YES.
8h ago
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like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket. Stu, you should buy that. Hey, Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
9h ago
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UH, MRS. K. HEY, IT'S SATURDAY. YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME. RELAX. I'M JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
10h ago
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No, they haven't! My characters are getting better all the time, now that we've perfected digital eyelash rendering.
11h ago
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AND YOU'RE DOING IT WITHOUT ENDANGERING THE PLANET OR COZYING UP TO THE ASPEN CROWD. OH, HOLD YOUR ACCOLADES TILL THE END OF THE TOUR.
11h ago
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Gee Dad, if I wasn't on such a tight schedule... well, I... Oh, let's get some worms.
11h ago
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Oh, dear me. One day as a straight-haired brunette. I feel so bad for you.
12h ago
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DO YOU OWE IT ALL TO POWERSAUCE? THAT'S RIGHT, BRAD AND NEIL. I ONLY EAT POWERSAUCE-- THE BAR WITH APPLESAUCITY.
13h ago
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I'm drunk right now. You'll be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii
13h ago
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If you wanna return a melon to the grocery store, clear your day. Well, that answers the mystery of the missing melon,
14h ago
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Staying right here till my speech to the Elks Club. ( knocking) Homer: Yoo-hoo.
14h ago
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But I thought it was wrong to talk about people behind their backs. I spy with my little eye
15h ago
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JUST A SECOND, HONEY, DADDY'S ON HIS HIGH HORSE. DAD! YEAH, I'M WATCHING, HONEY.
15h ago
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AND THEN THEY'LL SEE WHO'S GOT THE BETTER TOWN. NOW, THESE ARE THE TUNES I WANT YOU BOYS TO PLAY. WAIT A MINUTE.
16h ago
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♪ GOOD SENSE, INNOCENCE, CRIPPLIN' MANKIND ♪ ♪ DEAD KINGS, MANY THINGS... ♪
17h ago
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Dad, you blew it. You listened to Lisa. And then you lost your stranglehold on the audience.
18h ago
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THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. YOU, TOO. HONESTLY, SIR, YOU JUST DON'T PUT THE EFFORT
18h ago
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You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it. I don't want to. I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat.
19h ago
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YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY. NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU.
20h ago
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BUT NOW YOU'VE KILLED TENS OF THOUSANDS AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL. HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
21h ago
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LIKE A CERTAIN UNCLE DID ONE GRAY DECEMBER MORN. ♪ [ Humming ] [ Sighs ]
21h ago
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- OH! - [ Gasping ] OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THIS MAN ISN'T A HERO? HE'S ANNOYING. HE'S VERY, VERY ANNOYING!
22h ago
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LOOK, SON, EDISON WAS JUST LIKE ME. YOU MEAN THE WILD MOOD SWINGS? NO!
23h ago
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( upbeat music plays) ♪ 50 stars and 13 stripes ♪ ♪ Okay, kids, show off your pipes ♪
23h ago
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They are roughly our size. In fact, they're bigger than us. Look, if it were up to me, I'd be harassing them with you.
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