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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 342 , Friday 04/10/2024 So yesterday I got my covid jab & the side effects started hitting me last night, I just got off to sleep when my rang - this is around midnight - it was my MiL who is sadly losing her cognition. She believed that someone had broken in & was...

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Ricki Jorkin Depeanus Tarr (@RickiTarr@beige.party)

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OMG Y'ALL THEY CHANGED IT https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory

on Sep 6

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wendinoakland (@wendinoakland@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! I have no clue what day it is, fate decided that because I managed to fall fast asleep when my head hit the pillow last night that the some alarm on the landing would scream out that it...

on Sep 6

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Attached: 1 image Cute bogus retro merch we need: @KamalaHarrisWin@newsmast.social @GottaLaff@mastodon.social

on Sep 6

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paul (@amiserabilist@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image Trump on affordable Child care: "Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka was sooo..uh..impactful on that issue. It's very important issue… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers...

on Sep 6

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timoth‽ (@Neat_hot@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image Speaking of Prince, I spend a rather embarrassing amount of time looking up purple guitars, and a company called Eastwood, known for making reproductions/knock-offs of offbeat vintage guitars from (mostly) long defunct manufacturers has a Prince tribute. (I always assumed His...

#purpleguitarphursday

on Sep 6

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Laura is not acid nor alkaline (@SuperKitty@beige.party)

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Another job interview today. I’d like to say I’m excited, but the truth is, I’m not. Job searching is so dismal and dehumanizing these days. Just the fact that I have to work despite my disabilities makes me angry AF. #jobs #jobsearch #actuallyautistic

on Sep 5

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#weirdfolks #themammutmoves #squirrelsofmastodon

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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 313 , Thursday 05/09/2024 Up at 03:49 , ughh ! My sleep cycle is screwed for some reason, & even worse I really don’t want to socialise. I lurked on Mastodon for a while but just could not engage. I know certain folk would love to chat but my brain is hiding...

on Sep 5

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TheJen - Jen Wojcik (@TheJen@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! Ok was up half the night with a ‘nearly’ family emergency & I’m being battered by the Covid jab. So just to let y’all know I ain’t dead (yet). Have a cracking day #Today & remember...

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I spent a goodly amount of time in Appalachia as a kid. My mother's father is from there. Even well into the 1980's, My great grandmother's homestead still had no running water, you shit in an outhouse with the spiders, wiped your butt with the sears catalog, and bathed in a copper tub by the...

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You know you fucked up bigly when the 76 year old white witch comes out of retirement specifically to drop a fucking banger about you and your fascist bullshit. https://youtu.be/lJDCYh5iWQs?si=bauGhMtngVSn_-S7

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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 341 , Thursday 03/10/2024 09:17 Once again before the morning has barely begun I’m drained to the point of uselessness. Cleaning up after others is soul destroying I don’t know how parents cope! Tell you one thing tho gout is a powerful deterrent from turning to...

on Fri, 12AM

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If you ever have trouble remembering the spelling of peak vs. peek: PeAk has an A like the peak of a mountain. Peek has two "e"s like two eyeballs peeking at you.

on Thu, 11PM

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Andrew (@Shivviness@beige.party)

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JD Vance wanting to replace experts in every field with "common sense wisdom" is Fascism 101 but y'all aren't ready to talk about that.

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Attached: 1 image @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us I wish more people realised that humanity has been embroiled in a brutal class war since the 70s, one in which only one side, our neoliberal elites, actually know they're fighting a war

on Thu, 2PM

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Mat Bradshaw (@TwoClownsEating@beige.party)

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Who wants to see an insane music video,? Like WTAF? Not crazy about the tune, this is for the mind bending film. A$AP Rocky - Taylor Swif https://youtu.be/5URefVYaJrA?si=JNDk43ESytFguc0R

on Thu, 8AM

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Mombie 🧟‍♀️ || Fᴀʀᴀʜ (@farah@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! Hey it’s Thursday already, at this rate it’ll be the weekend before we know it! I was chasing a squirrel in my back yard. The squirrel ran up a tree. My car was totalled! Have a ...

on Thu, 8AM

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PSA: Orcas look cute but they WILL eat you

on Thu, 6AM

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Mombie 🧟‍♀️ || Fᴀʀᴀʜ (@farah@beige.party)

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#HashTagGames #DMsWithMyYoungerSelf Everything is difficult because you’re neurodivergent. No it’s not your fault. No one in your family will understand your struggles. You’re doing the best you can with the minuscule support that you have. I am damn proud of you!

on Thu, 3AM

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:neuro: Pixy's Journey :v_bi: (@PixysJourney@beige.party)

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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 340 , Wednesday 02/10/2024 The mogs woke me around 5am this morning, apparently no time is too early for zoomies & leaping about like idiots! I don’t mind them playing you understand, I just wish they would either be quieter or do it a bit later! I managed to...

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Attached: 1 image Owwwww hello sweet Friendos 💜 A very good friend of the old Twitter world, before it went to sh*t and beyond, has just joined Masto!! She's all new to this, so she's still discovering how it all works... Please give her a sweet welcome! And maybe a follow, if you feel so...

on Wed, 10PM

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NosBenatu :bc: (@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party)

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Even the flippin goats are better at running than me at the moment! https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/01/goat-crashes-marathon-wins-medal-newfoundland-21716456/

on Wed, 10PM

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Stefantom Menace (@StefanThinks@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image My new intro for job interviews.

on Wed, 9PM

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Andrew (@Shivviness@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 video University of Tehran's Professor Seyed Marand absolutely dunking on a Sky News correspondent regarding the recent Iranian ballistic attack on Israel. The West are not remotely on the right side of history at the moment, something laid bare in this interview. Also, supposing...

on Wed, 8PM

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Attached: 1 image One of the most disturbing things about the VP debate last night is Vance's "solution" to the housing crisis - mass deportation. CBS even put it up in an infographic, as if mass deportation was some kind of legitimate housing policy. Harris/Walz: Tax Credits Trump/Vance:...

on Wed, 8PM

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NosBenatu :bc: (@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party)

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"While the State's interest in protecting unborn life is compelling, until that life can be sustained by the State and not solely by the woman being compelled to do the State's work, the balance of rights favors the woman. Women are not some piece of collectively owned property, the disposition...

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Very much looking forward to The Substance, which has apparently seen mass walkouts. Favourite quote so far.... "After The Substance ended the entire theatre was dead silent and motionless as the credits rolled and then someone was just like is everyone OK? And everyone in unison said ‘no’."

on Wed, 6PM

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Tats :disability_flag: (@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party)

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I can't breathe for laughing. I assumed this was an Onion piece. 🤣🤣 Famous AI Artist Says He's Losing Millions of Dollars From People Stealing His Work. “There have been instances where people outright have ripped off my work, incorporated the entire piece into a new piece,” Allen complained....

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Attached: 1 image In case you’re wondering what it’s like to work with me, a coworker just reminded me about the photos I submitted to my company’s Pride collage last year.

on Wed, 5PM

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ADHallowDean (@adhdeanasl@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image They want so bad to be the victim.

on Wed, 10AM

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Trump’s cruelty is stupid and opportunistic. Vance’s cruelty is deeply thought out and intentional.

on Wed, 4AM

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Every DIY hack: Why spend money at the store when you can make it yourself and spend twice as much money on materials and ten times as much time assembling AND end up with an inferior product?!?

on Wed, 3AM

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(Undercover) Wires (@JoParkerBear@beige.party)

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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 339 , Tuesday 01/10/2024 Oh Nuggan’s holey nuts! It’s October already! Where has this year gone, I swear it was March just last Thursday! Tuesday was wet & otherwise uneventful. I made an effort for tea tonight put together a salad with a fancy mini cheese...

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Idk how many of you know @lostfelicia back ftom the twitter days (and mastodon at one point), but her family needs help. https://bsky.app/profile/joparkerbear.bsky.social/post/3l5hu3astne24

on Tue, 10PM

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StefanThinks (@StefanThinks@beige.party)

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[Me, scrolling through my timeline] "I’m too dumb to know what these people are talking about, but they're all smarter than I am and stars are free so everybody gets one!"

on Tue, 7PM

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Me: [takes adhd medication] Them: You know, that's basically meth. Haha. Me: [falls asleep on “basically meth”]

on Tue, 5PM

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J🎃 (@Thatmermaid_J@beige.party)

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It's officially October. This is gonna be a rough month for so many around here.

on Tue, 2PM

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2 Crows, 1 Cup of Blood (@LoganFive@beige.party)

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Attached: 1 image #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed! Bit low on spoons today so running a bit behind. I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer so here’s today’s joke: What do you call a squirrel with four sides? A square-el. I...

on Tue, 9AM

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What if the whole universe is just a picture of God feeling cute, and she might delete it later?

on Tue, 2AM

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Diary of an ASD Squirrel. Day 338 , Monday 30/09/2024 Awake at just before 5am thanks to baby Oliver next door - heck that kid has some lungs on him! Managed to snooze on & off until 6am then had to get up to sort breakfast & sort the bins out. had a decent FO76 session after I had caught up...

on Mon, 10PM

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DDTea (@dd@beige.party)

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A Spider Was Filmed Eating a Shrew, And You Can't Unsee This The video shows a noble false widow's web, located outside a bedroom window of the house in Chichester, with a small mammal ensnared in the silk. Later analysis of the mammal's remains helped researchers identify it as a pygmy...

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