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Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a Bear Suit
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So did the California Department of Insurance.
on Fri, 1AM
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I give you the future Secretary and Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services and Falconry.
on Nov 8
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November Surprise! State Finally Releases RFK Jr.’s Falconry Records
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And they are bogus.
on Nov 5
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House Advertised as “Not Haunted”
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You can’t prove it is! (Or that it isn’t.)
on Nov 1
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RFK Jr. Gets Nowhere With Residency Appeal
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Also an update on the battle for his falconry records.
on Oct 25
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Is It Legal to Import Sheep Testicles So You Can Breed Giant Alternative Livestock to Kill?
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Even if it were, would you travel to get them if it meant flying on Turkish Airlines?
on Oct 18
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The Prisoner Formerly Known as Nicholas Rossi Finally Admits He Lied About His Identity
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Now says he was afraid Rhode Island legislators wanted to kill him.
on Oct 17
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Hawaii Makes the Shaka Its Official State Gesture
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Though the gesture and its meaning remain a little ambiguous.
on Oct 17
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What Is the Proper Format for a Citation to Buzz Lightyear?
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I really have no idea, but this seems perfectly acceptable to me: I suppose you might also be wondering, "In what situation might I feel compelled to cite an animated action figure as an autho…
on Oct 17
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Woman Freed After Lab Confirms “Suspicious Residue” Was SpaghettiO Sauce
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An officer concluded the substance on a spoon was crystal meth. It wasn’t.
on Oct 17
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Cease-and-Desist Letter Fails to Prevent Competing “World Naked Bike Ride”
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It was only trying to prevent use of the name.
on Oct 5
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Larry Craig Can’t Catch a Break
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First the guy in the stall next to him turns out to be an undercover cop, then they won't let him withdraw his guilty plea, then he has to retire from the Senate, now they're all "yo…
on Oct 3
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Alleged Tax Dodger Says It’s a “Legitimate Snail-Farming Operation”
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Is this the first snail-farming tax-exemption case ever? Nope.
on Oct 1
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British Government Considers Mandating Plastic Pint Glasses
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Trying to control stabbings by banning knives that have a point on the end was bad enough. But this is really going too far. The BBC reported recently that the British Home Office is seeking …
on Sep 30
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So Sean “Diddy” Combs Isn’t Having a Great Year
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Nor should he be.
on Sep 27
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Bank of America Sued for 1,784 Sextillion Dollars
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Specifically, “1,784 billion trillion dollars,” but you can write it either way.
on Sep 25
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Drivers Won’t Yield to Pedestrian in Chicken Suit
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They usually won’t yield to any pedestrian, research shows.
on Sep 19
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In this edition: Tom Girardi loses; what sure looks like medical malpractice; what might be magical malpractice; and a very dangerous chess player.
on Sep 14
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Open Mike Likely to Close Out Legislator’s Career
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Listen, if you’re anywhere near a microphone, you might as well just assume it’s on.
on Sep 9
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RFK Jr.’s Falconry Records Still Secret—For Now
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Is it too early to call this a coverup? Well, yes, but stay tuned.
on Sep 7
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Bubble-Blower Charged With “Littering Prohibited Fluids”
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This aggression will not stand, man.
on Sep 6
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Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Hand Over His Wu-Tang Clan Album (Again)
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He should have to give up that smirk, too, but I suppose there are First Amendment issues there.
on Aug 30
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RFK Jr. Expected to End Campaign After Questions Raised About Falconry License
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He probably won’t admit this was the reason, but we know the truth.
on Aug 23
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Judge Rejects RFK Jr.’s Claim to Be New York Resident, Despite Valid State Falconry License
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If you can believe that.
on Aug 23
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Man Pleads Guilty to Handling Salmon Under Suspicious Circumstances
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Caught more or less red-handed.
on Aug 10
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Juror Swears Oath on Cup of River Water
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He just really likes that river.
on Aug 6
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In this edition: are tacos “sandwiches”? Yes and no. Also, other things.
on Jul 27
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Attorney Held Not Quite Annoying Enough for Restraining Order
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But almost.
on Jul 20
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Three-Page Limit Exceeded by 70
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Some serious editing was required but not performed.
on Jul 12
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“A Losing Argument Is Not the Same as a Frivolous One,” Except When It Is
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And this one was.
on Jul 10
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In this edition: Pringles-can lawyer’s suspension ends; Louisiana still not fooling anyone; constable uninjured by cheese-wielder.
on Jun 26
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Suspended-License Case: More Complicated, Not Less Dumb
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It maybe wasn’t technically suspended at the time … if it existed.
on Jun 24
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Seventh Circuit: Please Don’t Use the “Twilight Zone” Font in Briefs Ever Again
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A dramatic but poor choice.
on Jun 22
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Reasonable Consumer Would Know “Crunchberries” Are Not Real, Judge Rules
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One of the most popular posts ever on this site, and one of the dumbest cases ever filed by people who weren’t incarcerated.
on Jun 5
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Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Driving
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Another case where somebody creates the best evidence against him.
on May 31
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Priest Who Bit Woman During Mass Says She Had It Coming
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Okay, I might be paraphrasing there.
on May 24
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This response was great in two words. The four-page version is equally great for different reasons.
on May 23
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If the legislation is bad enough, you might consider eating it.
on May 18
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Noodler Guilty of Murdering Alleged Bigfoot-Summoner
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Did he take the stand in his own defense? That’s usually a terrible idea, so yes.
on May 15
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This AI Garbage Bot Claimed It Was Thinking of Me the Other Day
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So I got this email purporting to be from Gale Kal, VP of Regional AI Sales for a company called KwikTrust: Hi Kevin, As I woke up to the morning news about Georgetown Law receiving a record-breaki…
on May 10
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In this edition: disputes involving Road House and the Muppets; some U.S. campaign news; legislative updates; and why threatening to kill jurors is a poor strategy.
on May 8
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Alleged de Armas Fans Get Nothing in Misleading-Trailer Lawsuit
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They also dodged an order requiring them to pay Universal’s legal fees, unfortunately.
on Apr 22
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O.J. Simpson Embarks on Long, Slow Bronco Ride Into Eternity
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Although that’s probably not where it will end up.
on Apr 12
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Are Chemtrails Spreading Across the Country? No, But Goofy Chemtrail Legislation Is
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It’s almost like these legislators don’t really understand science.
on Apr 9
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It's sad, even if sometimes necessary, when the sheriff's deputy and moving trucks show up to seize assets because of an unpaid debt. Actually, though, I guess it's not that sad when…
on Apr 1
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Tennessee Senate Votes to Ineffectively Ban Something That Doesn’t Exist
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Or does it? No. It doesn’t.
on Mar 22