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No! Fry can't know anything about the mission. If he finds out, the worms will try to defend themselves. They know everything he knows.
1h ago
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Alas, our kitten-class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs.
2h ago
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it'll be Scruffy. (all shouting) You can't do that! Over my dead body!
2h ago
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Where have you blokes been? You nearly missed elevenses. Who's for tea and shmavouries?
2h ago
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You think we walked straight out of Blipton? Wait, there's some Blips. [LEELA GASPS THEN FRY GRUNTS]
4h ago
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BEFORE LIFE WAS CHEAPENED BY HEARTLESS, HIGH-TECH MACHINES. BUT, BENDER, YOU ARE A-- ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
4h ago
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I hate partying. If only I didn't have so much crunk in my badonkadonk. Yeah. Come on, baby.
5h ago
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No. It's a serious business. Yes, it's a tremendous responsibility, all right. ( chuckling )
6h ago
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I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kiddin'. [ Chuckles ] What are we, like a bus or somethin'? Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?
7h ago
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[ Honking ] Well, that's my good friend Beck. I'm off to rock a series of mid-level venues. Kudos, Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer.
8h ago
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since the days of Bob Uecker. This is Bob Uecker saying thanks for watching. Mets-a? Short-a-stop-a?
9h ago
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What is the meaning of this? We've got a delivery, people. Let's move, let's move. Woo, woo, woo, woo.
10h ago
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PLAYED PELVIC PINOCHLE? I'M AFRAID SO. [ All Gasp In Disgust ] IT'S A HUMILIATING STORY THAT I HOPED NEVER TO TELL.
11h ago
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You're holding up New Years brunch. Your brother can't wait any longer. Hello, first bologna of the new millennium.
12h ago
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The human exhibit has never been so popular, all thanks to your friends. Well, that's that. What do you want to see next?
12h ago
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the entrance was blocked by a fusion explosion. Luckily, the miners found safe haven here in the Doom Chamber.
13h ago
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Can I please just go back to prison? You'd rather sit in prison than spend one evening with the Zapper?
14h ago
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It was the last of its kind, and I... Ow! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)
15h ago
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I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are! What are all these pagey things? (arms whooshing through air)
15h ago
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What can I get you? A hidden camera for my bathroom. I suspect a certain robot of unauthorized butt brushing.
15h ago
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The big brain is defeated. Let what must be done be done. [ Slobbering Sounds ]
16h ago
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YOU AIN'T WINNING NO BEAUTY PAGEANTS, LADY. [ Crying ] AND SO WE SAY "GOOD-BYE"
16h ago
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I GAVE YOU ALL WHAT YOU WANTED AND, OF COURSE, I MADE A FEW BUCKS LETTING PIG WATCH THROUGH THE TWO-WAY MIRROR.
16h ago
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and your Leela didn't? Well, to be honest, I tossed a coin. It came up tails, so I didn't look.
18h ago
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All this time I've been wondering if I can spend my life with her. But what I realize now is, I can't spend my life without her.
18h ago
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As my ex-lover, you're naturally shocked and jealous, but you may well get your chance again someday.
19h ago
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Yeah. Sorry. You can shove your apology into the bottom of your one-way digestive system.
19h ago
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and it's my job to make you do your job, whether I like it or not-- Which I do... very much.
21h ago
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Li... Nope. Bender's great. Nope. ( groans ) Listen, Leela, let me make it up
21h ago
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THEN, HE BOUNCED FOUR METERS IN THE AIR. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? MR. AMBASSADOR, OUR PEOPLE TELL THE SAME STORY.
21h ago
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Well, at least you saved us from... uh... you. Thank God you finally overcame your incompatibility with Robot 1-X.
22h ago
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BENDER: Rumbledy-hump? It's real! I love eating vegetables, don't you?
23h ago
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Granted, at first I desired only to bang out a quick cheap one with your universe, but it's your own fault.
23h ago
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Fry, look. It really is beautiful. I don't know why I never noticed before.
on Tue, 6PM
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IT'S FOR A, UH, PRIVATE LOTTERY THAT WE RUN. WOW! YOU GUYS RUN NUMBERS? WELL, NOTHING FANCY-- YOU KNOW, ONES AND ZEROS MOSTLY.
on Tue, 5PM
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Don't worry, Daddy. It'll be okay. Oh, really? Who gonna save us? One eye? Lobster mooch? Drunken garbage can?
on Tue, 4PM
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YOU NEED TO GET OUT AND SEE THE REAL WORLD. BUT THIS IS HDTV. IT'S GOT BETTER RESOLUTION THAN THE REAL WORLD.
on Tue, 4PM
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Total value: four dollars, 73 cents and one Albanian Lek. Very good, Robot 1-X. And you, bending unit?
on Tue, 2PM
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I was so busy bein' an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it! [ Bones Cracking ]
on Tue, 2PM