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A tribute to the Tories who are making Universal Credit claims
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They became jobless layabouts through no fault of their own
9h ago
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The greatest ever prime minister has lost her seat
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How did we let this happen?
on Sat, 2AM
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The postal ballots are looking grim for the Tories...
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but don't worry, nothing is going to change!
on Thu, 1PM
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UK about to swap utter bastards who wear blue for utter bastards who wear red
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This is how democracy is supposed to work
on Thu, 11AM
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Israel frees head of Al Shifa hospital because the Hamas megabase isn't real, after all
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It only took them seven months to make this decision
on Tue, 1PM
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Americans confirm Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the very best they've got
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They are the two finest individuals out of 1/3 billion people
on Mon, 7AM
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US declares totally random man is rightful leader of Bolivia
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They did this in the name of democracy
on Jun 28
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Genocide supporters say damage to Stonehenge worst destruction they've ever seen
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The great cornflour attack will be remembered for generations to come
on Jun 26
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Man freed from prison despite undeniable evidence he is guilty of journalism
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This is a dark day for the establishment
on Jun 26
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Party leaders discuss the biggest issue of our time: women's genitalia
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This has come as a huge relief to everyone who has nothing better to worry about
on Jun 26
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Obviously, it's Hamas' fault Netanyahu blocked hostage deals to save his own skin
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Someone needs to shut Benny Gantz up
on Jun 26
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Rishi Sunak promises tax cuts for your favourite people: landlords
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Thank god someone is finally thinking of the landlords
on Jun 25
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Normal Island News | Laura K | Substack
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The UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies. Parody/satire x. Click to read Normal Island News, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
on Jun 24
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Utter bastards are hugely excited by the Tory manifesto
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It offers the upward redistribution of wealth we've been crying out for!
on Jun 24
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IDF furious it's included on UN blacklist of organisations that harm children
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Israel has a right to defend itself from children
on Jun 23
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Ursula von der Leyen wants Europe to build bomb shelters instead of doing peace
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She is keeping the dream of World War III alive
on Jun 9
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Nigel Farage miraculously survives brutal milkshake attack
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We nearly lost a legend today
on Jun 5
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Israel concerned Biden peace plan could hurt Netanyahu's polling numbers
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Netanyahu's voter base is obviously all that matters
on Jun 4
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Labour Party tackles worrying epidemic of black and brown women expressing opinions
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Someone had to stand up to this racism
on Jun 1
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America's smartest ever leader convicted of concealing hush money to prostitute
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But all his genocide support is totally okay
on May 31
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Israel says decapitated babies are no longer reason to respond with genocide
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It's different when they do the decapitating
on May 29
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Tories to bring back national service to punish young people for being woke
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It's only what they deserve
on May 27
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Israel responds to ICJ ruling by launching bigger bombs into Rafah
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This is because it respects international law
on May 26
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Rishi Sunak decides to end political career with general election
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Even I don't think he stands a chance!
on May 23
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EXCLUSIVE: Israel presents bombshell legal defence to the ICC
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This is jaw dropping stuff
on May 21
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The ICC decides Netanyahu and Gallant are not above international law
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This is an affront to justice
on May 21
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Israel says it's only bad to use hospitals as bases when Hamas does it
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It's totally fine for the IDF to do the same
on May 20
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Neoliberalism says "things are going brilliantly" as tap water becomes undrinkable
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This is the only economic system that could possibly work
on May 19
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King Charles formally comes out as Satan, Lord of Demons
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We need to respect his lifestyle choice
on May 17
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UN worker dies from unknown causes after bullet-sized holes appear in window
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Figuring out the cause of death may prove a significant challenge
on May 14
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Israel finishes fifth after Eurovision organisers punish all who opposed genocide
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Booing Israel was made a hate crime
on May 13
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Republicans trying to impeach "Genocide Joe" for not being genocidal enough
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He has been renamed "Jihad Joe" due to his support for Hamas
on May 11
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King Charles did not invite Harry to garden party because it was "family only"
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It would have been inappropriate to invite James Hewitt's son
on May 10
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Israel insists it has a right to defend itself from ceasefire agreements
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It has no choice but to attack 1.4 million refugees in tents
on May 9
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The US labels hip-hop artist Macklemore a terrorist organisation
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His music has been banned to defend Israel's genocide
on May 9
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Israel rejects ceasefire due to concerns Hamas would release hostages
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The last thing it needs is those hostages blabbing to the press
on May 6
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Woman sacked from radio station for telling truth about Israel
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Critics of Israel cannot be allowed to have jobs
on May 4
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Israel blackmails ICC with threat to cancel ceasefire it never offered
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It has a right to defend itself from international law
on May 2
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US police capture Hamas leader at US university
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They stopped the 73 year old woman by shoving a bike in her face
on Apr 30
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American university students arrested for embarrassing Israel
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This is definitely not cancel culture
on Apr 27
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World stunned as Israel fails to evidence the thing it made up
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It could not support its allegations against Unrwa
on Apr 23
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Sunak has a solution to our problems: a war on disabled people
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They are the cause of everything we used to blame on refugees
on Apr 22
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The US has decided only Israel can ratify Palestinian statehood
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It's only fair its mortal enemy gets to decide this
on Apr 20
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New York Times confirms it does not count Palestinians as humans
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They explained their controversial memo was backed up by science
on Apr 18
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Iran plotting unprovoked attack on country that bombed its embassy
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This would be a huge act of aggression
on Apr 17
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Genocidal state that bombed embassy is victim of unprovoked attack
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This was an outrageous escalation
on Apr 16
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Americans astonished to survive terrifying solar eclipse
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Nobody has ever survived one of these before
on Apr 12
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World first as Tory MP involved in shocking sex scandal
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This has never happened before
on Apr 7
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Israel says it unintentionally precision-bombed three WCK vehicles
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It has accidentally murdered 196 aid workers since October 7th
on Apr 2
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Thames Water introduces E. Coli to Thames Boat Race
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This makes the event much more exciting
on Apr 1