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Thou Shalt Not Deny Gun Issues From Behind Bulletproof Glass
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US Election 2024
#guns #Trump #Georgia #republicans #schoolshooting
on Sep 5
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Thou Shalt Not Ignore That Donald Is Cheating On Melania Again
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Where's Melania?
on Sep 14
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Thou Shalt Admit That Trump Is A Russian Agent
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What's it gonna take?
on Sep 10
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BREAKING: Corporate Media Totally Ignores Dementia In Their Preferred Candidate
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Dearest Human,
on Sep 7
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Thou Shalt Not Hold One Campaign To A Much Higher Standard Than the Other
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Dear Humans,
on Sep 5
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Why doth President Bone Spurs hate veterans SO MUCH? His campaign has gone after Tim Walz’s military service, and yet Donold is a draft dodger who time and again has gone out of his way to attack veterans.
on Aug 29
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Thou Shalt Stop Claiming Donald Has “Distanced Himself” From Project 2025
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his vp wrote the damn foreword
on Aug 26
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Thou Shalt Not Say a Single Unkind Word About Gus Walz
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Dear Humans,
on Aug 23
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Thou Shalt Not Let JK Rowling and Elon Musk Get Away With Cyberbullying a Gold Medalist Olympian
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Dear Humans,
on Aug 16
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Tim Walz Is What I Was Hoping For When I Gave Men Free Will
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You ever just look upon something and see that it is good?
on Aug 11
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Thou Shalt Not Complain About Giving Children Free Lunches When You Are Forcing Them To Give Birth
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They’re grasping at plastic straws again.
on Aug 10
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Thou Shalt Not Lie About An Olympian’s Gender To Push Your WEIRD Issues
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Dear Humans,
on Aug 3
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BEHOLD! Kamala Now Leads Donold By 5 Points! HA-HA!
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Dearest Humans,
on Aug 3
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Thou Shalt Not Question Kamala's Race When You Literally Turned Yourself Orange
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Dear Humans,
on Aug 1
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Thou Shalt Not Suddenly Act Like You’ve Never Heard of The Heritage Foundation or Project 2025
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Dear Humans,
on Jul 31
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Thou Shalt Not Dodge Debates For Fear Of Thy Ass Being Handed To Thee
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Dear Humans,
on Jul 28
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JD Vance's College Couch Breaks Silence On Their Intimate Relationship
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NEW HAVEN, CT - In a surprising turn of events, JD Vance’s college couch has broken its long silence to share its side of the story about its relationship with the now-prominent political figure.
on Jul 26
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BREAKING: Feds Find Classified Docs in Trump’s Ear Bandage
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MAR A LAGO - Federal agents conducted a stunning pre-dawn raid this morning to secure a USB drive containing 16 gigabytes of top-secret classified documents hidden within the ear bandage of former President Donald Trump. “We got a tip on the missing USB drive from a former associate of Mr....
on Jul 20
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BREAKING: God Releases List of Demands That Must Be Met Before He Will Bless America Again
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HEAVEN - God Almighty issued an ultimatum today, detailing a series of demands that must be met before He will ever consider blessing America again. “I am sick and tired of politicians asking me to bless America all the time,” said God on his podcast, The God Pod. “America will never be blessed...
on Jul 12
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Mike Pence Speaks Out: “Why Does No One Care That Donald Tried to Kill Me?”
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MILWAUKEE — Former Vice President Mike Pence, looking visibly agitated, addressed a room of reporters today to voice his bewilderment over the lack of public concern regarding former President Donald Trump’s attempt on his life during the January 6th insurrection.
on Jul 12
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God Commands Trump to Drop Out, Backs Biden
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HEAVEN - God commanded former President Donald Trump to drop out of the 2024 presidential race today, throwing His celestial support behind President Joe Biden. Eyewitnesses claim the heavenly decree came during an outdoor prayer session at Mar-a-Lago, where Trump was beseeching the heavens for...
on Jul 9
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Thou Shalt Not Let Donald Trump Distance Himself from Project 2025
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Dear Humans, What a week it's been! In a classic twist of irony, democracy in the United States faltered during the very week they celebrated independence from the British monarchy. Speaking of the British, the Labour Party triumphed over the Tories, ending 14 years of conservative rule. So...
on Jul 7
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Nationalist Christians Launch New Party: The Nat C's
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The Christian Nationalists behind Project 2025 have announced the formation of a new political party today called The Nationalist Christian Party, or the Nat C's for short. "Today marks the beginning of a new era," declared Kevin Roberts, head of the Heritage Foundation and the self-appointed...
on Jul 7
From thegodpodcast.com
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Greetings, my wonderful followers! It's me, God, here to drop some divine wisdom on the latest absurdity unfolding on Earth. As I gaze upon my 70 inch TV in the clouds above, I can't help but notice the media's obsessive focus on President Joe Biden's age and appearance. Meanwhile, they...
on Jul 5
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For I Was Homeless and You Arrested Me
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Dear Humans, What a dark week in the battle against Project 2025 and Christian Nationalism. The debate didn’t seem to go that great, and then the Supreme Court ruled that arresting homeless people is legal. On top of that, government regulatory agencies no longer have any power at all and that...
on Jul 1
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Biden Announces MAGA Fighting Leagues
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Joe Biden announced the creation of GOP Fighting Leagues today, a bold new initiative where prominent Republican figures will face off in UFC cage matches for the entertainment and enjoyment of the American public. This exciting new proposal comes ahead of the first...
on Jun 27
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Why Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Mandate Won’t Save Its Soul [Video]
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Dear Heavenly Followers, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from Louisiana’s latest classroom mandate to the broader implications of such moves. Here’s your holy recap:
on Jun 26
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Biden On His Age: 'At Least I'm Not a Criminal and Batshit Insane'
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WASHINGTON D.C. - President Joe Biden took to the podium today to address the elephant in the room—his age. “Sure, I’m old,” Biden began, drawing a chuckle from the gathered press. “But let’s put things in perspective here. At least I’m not a criminal and completely batshit insane.”
on Jun 25
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Trump Attacks Dead Soldiers On Memorial Day
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“I like people that didn't get killed.”
on May 29
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Aging Stoner With No Qualifications Has Big Opinions On Foreign Policy
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In a recent sit-down with CNN’s Fareed Zakaria, comedian Bill Maher, a man whose qualifications are limited to hosting a TV show and smoking entirely too much weed, shared more big opinions about subjects with which he has zero expertise. During the interview, meant to promote Maher’s new book,...
on May 29
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What Is Covenant Eyes? Jesus Gets An Account To Investigate - God Pod
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God complains that Jesus can’t be more like that Mr. […]
on Nov 16
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Just Say No To Genocide! - God Pod
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God and Jesus discuss the week that was, which feels […]
on Oct 21