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Local Man Okay With AI’s Wholesale Theft From Artists Now He Can Make Studio Ghibli Memes
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"I WAS VERY much on the 'the creative process and our emotional responses to art is what makes us human' side of the fence but then fuck me, one of the lads sent in the …
on Mar 31
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AN APPALLING scenario playing out in full view of the Irish public in the Dáil, an overworked Michael Lowry and other independents are being coerced into unsafe and arduous working practices which see them forced …
on Mar 26
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Putin Quietly Exits ‘White House Team’ WhatsApp Group
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NOT WANTING to draw attention to his presence in a highly secretive WhatsApp group formed by Donald Trump's inner circle at the White House, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has made the decision to exit the …
on Mar 26
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EU Put Tariffs On US Exports Of Bullshit, Crippling US Economy In Seconds
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DEMAND for America's largest export has ground to a halt amid the EU placing retaliatory tariffs on bullshit, WWN can reveal. "Divisive lies, allergies to basics facts, tweets raging about woke; we've had zero orders for …
on Mar 15
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“Hey, You’re Making It Way Too Fucking Obvious” Putin Warns Trump
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WHILE everything Vladimir Putin pinned up on his 2025 vision board in his Kremlin office may be coming true, the Russian leader still felt the need to chastise his partner in crime, Donald Trump, for …
on Mar 3
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Trump Border Failure: Notorious Rapists & Human Traffickers Enter US
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THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION has suffered a huge PR disaster and stands accused of failing on border security promises after a pair of notorious rapists and human traffickers waltzed into the US after boarding a private …
on Mar 2
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"ONLY MENTION us now if it comes up organically like," said Taoiseach Micheál Martin, gently pleading with Ukraine leader Volodymyr Zelensky who met with him during a brief stopover at Shannon airport on the way …
on Feb 28
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‘Illegal Immigrant’ Vs ‘Undocumented Irish’: The Differences Explained
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DUE TO RECENT NEWS a fresh spotlight has been shone on the term 'undocumented Irish', used to describe those Irish living in America without a valid visa, and just how it differs from 'illegal immigrant'. In …
on Jan 29
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SOMETIMES, brutal regimes with little regard for human rights go too far. This, it transpires, is true of the outgoing Irish government. "Just when you think a regime has reached the nadir of its inhumanity and …
on Dec 16
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Departing Green TDs To Spend New Found Time Off On Cycling Extensive Greenway Network Around Ireland
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A SOBERING ELECTION performance has seen the Green Party lose 11 of 12 seats in the Dáil, however rather than dwell on the negatives, departing Green Party TDs WWN spoke with have said they can't …
on Dec 3
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Fact Check: Transgender, Transgender, Transgender. Transgender? Transgender!
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YOU MAY have seen recent tabloid media reports that transgender, transgender, transgender, transgender, transgender, TRANSGENDER!, and of course transgender. Respected online media outlet and world renowned geneticist Elon Musk has suggested transgender people are in the …
on Sep 18
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“Go Find Your Own Shit”, Fed Up Saint Anthony Steps Down
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THE VATICAN has confirmed today its first ever saint excommunication since its establishment, following an outburst from the now former saint of lost things, Saint Anthony. Born Fernando Martins de Bulhões, also known as Anthony of Lisbon, took to the …
on Sep 16
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Ticketmaster & Ryanair Announce Merger To Become The Biggest Shower Of Bastards Going
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MERGING for no other reason but the sheer gall of it, budget airline carrier Ryanair and event ticket provider Ticketmaster have announced they are to join forces in the hopes of becoming the biggest shower …
on Sep 1
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How To Get Your Refund When Oasis Cancel Concerts Next Year
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WHILE parka jacket clad, bucket hat wearing men of a certain age dropped to their knees and openly wept tears of joy upon hearing the news that an Oasis reunion was imminent, other fans of …
on Aug 26
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“We’re Actually A Lot Gayer” Greek Gods BLAST Offensive Opening Ceremony
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FINALLY breaking their silence on a controversial Olympic opening ceremony last Friday, a lawyer for the federation of Greek Gods published an official statement today slamming the depiction as 'tame' and 'not true to his …
on Jul 30
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L-Plate On Aer Lingus Plane Probably Nothing To Worry About
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AER LINGUS cabin crew have reassured passengers that everything is fine and not to worry about the large L-plate on the plane they're travelling on but would definitely suggest keeping your seatbelt on throughout the …
on Jul 2
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“Don’t Go, You’re Great Craic” – Ireland Reacts To The Israeli Ambassador Recall
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FOLLOWING news that Israel's Ambassador to Ireland Dana Erlich has been recalled over Ireland's decision to recognise the state of Palestine, WWN takes to the streets to get local reactions. "She'll probably insist on taking someone's …
on May 22
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Israel Recognises Britain’s Right To The 26 Counties
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IN A dramatic retort to Ireland recognising the state of Palestine, Israel has gone one better and officially recognised Britain's right to the Irish republic's 26 counties, opening old wounds between the states. Ireland, Spain, and …
on May 22
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ICC Confirms It Has Functioning Eyesight
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PROSECUTORS at the International Criminal Court have been told that they can put off their eyesight test for at least another 12 months after they asked the ICC to issue a number of arrest warrants, …
on May 22
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Northern Lights Leave Ireland After Being Charged Exorbitant Rents
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FANS of spectacular skies have been left disappointed by the news that the Northern Lights have had to leave Ireland shortly after arriving due to a lack of accommodation at reasonable prices. Estate agents have disputed …
on May 11
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Irish People Explain Why Alcoholic Stereotype Is Offensive
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AT TIMES it was dealt with a polite nod or having to just grin and bare the finger pointing and the accusations but that time is over. Here below, a growing number of Irish people …
on Apr 29
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Which County Should Be Converted Into A Giant Data Centre?
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IN AN EFFORT to rip off the plaster and avoid the unnecessary long and drawn out take over of the country by energy-sapping data centres, WWN has reached out to tech multinationals with a proposition. WWN …
on Apr 29
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A LOCAL DUBLIN racist is said to be horrified and appalled after his kind attempt to provide much needed warmth for asylum seekers being accommodated at a premises in Wicklow, by starting a fire, has …
on Apr 26
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Simon Harris Set To Become Ireland’s First Haunted Doll Taoiseach
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THE Irish haunted doll community is expected to celebrate one of their own today as Simon Harris is set to become the first haunted doll Taoiseach in the history of the State. Created from a curse …
on Apr 10, 2024
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A Politician’s Guide To Writing A Pathetic, Weasel-Worded Statement On Israel Murdering Aid Workers
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IT'S A weekday ending in a 'y' so that must mean the IDF has committed at least one heinous crime that, were it committed by Russia, would see the implementation of sanctions, the expulsion of …
on Apr 3, 2024
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Tragic News: Prince Andrew In Perfect Health
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IF RECENT health revelations pertaining to the royal family wasn't enough this year already, the Palace has confirmed that brother of King Charles, son of the former queen and Jeffrey Epstein stooge Prince Andrew is …
on Mar 28, 2024
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People Planning Violent Assaults Urged To Take Up Inter-County Hurling To Avoid Jail
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IN THE WAKE of Limerick hurler Kyle Hayes receiving a two-year suspended sentence for his part in a violent assault, the legal community in Ireland is issuing new advice and directives for would-be violent thugs …
on Mar 22, 2024
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Starving Gazans Claim Kate Middleton Pictured In Rafah In Desperate Bid For World’s Attention
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NOTICING the endless interest and indefatigable passion the media and general public online greet Kate Middleton sightings, starving Gazans have claimed the British royal was spotted in Rafah next to a UN shelter which was …
on Mar 21, 2024
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Tourists Warned ‘Greenface’ Is Offensive To Irish People
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AHEAD of the St Patrick's Day festivities here in Ireland and around the world well-meaning tourists and parade participants are being reminded that engaging in 'greenface' can be seen as highly offensive to Irish people. "You …
on Mar 16, 2024
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Cork Never Going To Shut Up About This
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WHILE THERE has been an outpouring of positivity and joy aimed in the direction of Cillian Murphy following his triumph at the Oscars, experts have been quick to warn of the unintended and dire consequences …
on Mar 11, 2024
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Man Celebrates International Women’s Day By Browsing Lesbian Section Of Pornhub
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"IT'S THE least I could do," said Waterford man Gavin McAlvey as he shunned the vast swathes of pornography he usually watches available on Pornhub in favour of an equality-enhancing choice befitting International Women's Day. "A …
on Mar 8, 2024
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IN THE WAKE of Israel's ambassador to Ireland Dana Erlich saying RTÉ gives a 'free pass' to Palestinians in its coverage of the war in Gaza, coupled with the Late Late Show snipers failing to …
on Mar 1, 2024
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Evil Unions Suggest Workers Should Have Enough Money To Live
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THERE HAVE been calls, made by Irish businesses, to refer the Irish Congress of Trade Unions to the International Criminal Court over their suggestion that private sector workers should receive between a 4% and 6% …
on Feb 21, 2024