From chaser.com.au
Nurses try tasering elderly patients to secure pay rise – The Chaser
1 1
"Finally the government will treat us as essential"
#auspol #nswpol #satire #sexism #nonukes #hypocrisy #shitparty #votegreens #whyislabor #womensrights
21h ago
From chaser.com.au
Gambling reform: Labor to ban cheap parma Tuesdays at local pokies – The Chaser
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"Parma is a gateway meal"
#auspol #satire #whyislabor #shitliteparty
on Sep 6
From chaser.com.au
Barnaby Joyce volunteers to 'thoroughly investigate' Merivale venues – The Chaser
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"Everything that is being reported sounds super inappropriate for a workplace... well outside of the Prayer Room."
on Sep 6
From chaser.com.au
USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation – The Chaser
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Musk will leave America as stable as Twitter's servers.
on Wed, 4AM
From chaser.com.au
Govt asks teenager to help them set up the social media ban on their phone – The Chaser
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The teens were shocked by how large the font size was.
on Mon, 4AM
From chaser.com.au
Letter: America, We’re breaking up with you. – The Chaser
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A letter to the US
on Sat, 5AM
From chaser.com.au
"Maybe I should have voted" says 1/3 of Americans – The Chaser
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"Maybe there was something I could have done"
on Nov 8
From chaser.com.au
Albanese bans access to non-Murdoch media for kids under 16 – The Chaser
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The PM hopes that this will finally land him the endorsement that will never come.
on Nov 8
From chaser.com.au
Situation so dire people consider paying for 'The Guardian' – The Chaser
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"I can't believe it has reached this point"
on Nov 8
From chaser.com.au
American education system delivers yet again – The Chaser
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"When he raises the price of all imported goods, it will lower inflation. That's math."
on Nov 6
From chaser.com.au
Pauline found to be racist, immediately booked to ask a question on Q+A – The Chaser
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Being a proven racist has also led to her being offered regular spots on every breakfast show
on Nov 5
From chaser.com.au
Guide: Acceptable and unacceptable uses of taxpayer money as decided by the media – The Chaser
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From Uni, to school lunches, mining, private jets and many more.
on Nov 5
From chaser.com.au
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Using state of the art technology, we made a bot that is as much of a corrupt suck up as the average Aussie politician.
on Nov 1
From chaser.com.au
NACC finally finds someone doing wrong thing by investigating themselves – The Chaser
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"People say to catch a corrupt official, you need to think like a corrupt official," said the commissioner
on Nov 1
From chaser.com.au
Sky News reports QLD LNP win by narrow landslide – The Chaser
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"This might be the biggest narrow win history"
on Oct 27
From chaser.com.au
Lehrmann wins right to appeal defamation ruling and further injure own reputation – The Chaser
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He left another hat in the lion's den.
on Oct 25
From chaser.com.au
After spending entire day in Canberra, King Charles endorses republic movement – The Chaser
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"This place is disturbing and very outdated"
on Oct 21
From chaser.com.au
So-called ‘King’ yet to pull sword from stone – The Chaser
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Are we meant to be excited for a guy who cant even win a duel to protect the throne?
on Oct 20
From chaser.com.au
Elon Musk removes blocking feature so he can finally see what his kids post – The Chaser
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It was the only option for the CEO of X-Corp and ex-communicated father.
on Oct 18
From chaser.com.au
Albo reads room, then buys it – The Chaser
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"This is emotional for me, see growing up my mother couldnt add a 4.3 million dollar house to her property protfolio"
on Oct 18
From chaser.com.au
"This toxic behaviour is not part of our culture" says AFLM for the 50th time this year – The Chaser
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We are told that this incident, and all other incidents, are just one off incidents.
on Oct 18
From chaser.com.au
Taxpayer funded tampons finally arrive in Australia – The Chaser
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"It's about time"
on Oct 18
From chaser.com.au
ABC News redesign helps reduce doom scrolling by being ugly and difficult to use – The Chaser
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"It's doing wonders for my mental health" said Mark who used to check the news multiple times a day
on Oct 18
From chaser.com.au
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Sadly for Lehrmann the handle 'High_Profile_Towoombaman' was already taken
on Oct 18
From chaser.com.au
"The only place children should get free food is in prison" says QLD LNP – The Chaser
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School is no place for food.
on Oct 17
From chaser.com.au
Dutton fuming that there’ll be an ‘Australian Voice’ in parliament – The Chaser
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"All the racist fear-mongering and for what?"
on Oct 10
From chaser.com.au
NSW Police call for a ban on Barnaby Joyce, citing "the danger of planter boxes" – The Chaser
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No protests, no vigils and certainly no Barnaby.
on Oct 4
From chaser.com.au
World clings desperately to Moo Deng while there is no other good news – The Chaser
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No pressure on Moo Deng or anything
on Oct 1
From chaser.com.au
"We are not colluding in any way" says Coles and Woolworths in joint statement – The Chaser
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"We are completely independent in our decision making at 'insert company here'." said both CEOs in perfect unison.
on Sep 24
From chaser.com.au
Coles and Woolworths raise price of milk by $10m to offset legal costs – The Chaser
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Both supermarkets have announced that next week milk will be on sale for an 'amazingly cheap' $1m per bottle.
on Sep 24
From chaser.com.au
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"These issues need leadership, and we implore America to give us permission to take a stance."
on Sep 20
From chaser.com.au
Peter Dutton announces plan to negatively gear both houses of Parliament – The Chaser
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"The home of democracy, and a 4 bedroom house which is worth plenty in this economy."
on Sep 20
From chaser.com.au
Middle East slowly becoming less afraid of American assassins – The Chaser
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"Maybe we don't need to give them our oil after all."
on Sep 17
From chaser.com.au
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"The debate has filled me with dread, not for America, just knowing that we will hear it in Australian politics in 6-12 months."
on Sep 12
From chaser.com.au
Donald Trump demands second debate with Joe Biden – The Chaser
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"I'm not afraid of him!"
on Sep 12
From chaser.com.au
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"Worst come to worst, we can always protect the teens from social media by putting them behind bars"
on Sep 11
From chaser.com.au
RBA suggests those who can’t afford groceries should simply become landlords – The Chaser
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"If everyday Aussies cant afford groceries, they should just raise their tenant's rent."
on Sep 10
From chaser.com.au
Government responds to royal commission by dropping veterans from census – The Chaser
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“We worry that acknowledging it might lead to nasty commentary or divisiveness.”
on Sep 10
From chaser.com.au
It’s time to stand up for change (if it’s ok with the people against change) – The Chaser
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This newsletter is brought to you by spine replacement surgery, now available for Prime Ministers in need.
on Sep 7
From chaser.com.au
0 1
"We are constantly overlooked just because we don't bother filling in forms."
on Sep 5
From chaser.com.au
Bill Shorten becomes latest person to be defeated by NDIS paperwork – The Chaser
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This comes as Shorten has managed to lose his 'unlosable' retirement.
on Sep 5
From chaser.com.au
Anthony Albanese ties his shoelaces together so the LNP don't get a chance to – The Chaser
0 1
"They can't trip me over to embarrass me if I do it myself."
on Sep 5
From chaser.com.au
CFMEU rebrands to ‘Property Investors Union’ in order to get the government to back off – The Chaser
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"One of the groups they would never touch."
on Aug 28
From chaser.com.au
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"The census is about including all of us, not singling any groups out"
on Aug 28
From chaser.com.au
"Mining Billionaire Status” to be included in 2026 Census – The Chaser
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"With this change we will finally be acknowledging the minority group that is mining billionaires."
on Aug 28