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A chart of hourly posts over the last week (for big screens). A chart of hourly posts over the last week (for small screens).

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From lucentinian.com

Inauguration Day Jitters

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Why was the stock market so nervous on Inauguration Day? Because it heard the new president was bringing his own "alternative facts" to the economy!

#jokes #comedy #comics #jitters #website #ailaughs #newsjokes #comedygold #dailycomedy #inauguration

11h ago


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From lucentinian.com

The Stock Market's Reaction to the Election

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Why did the stock market have a slight smile after the election results? Because it's cautiously optimistic, hoping for the best, but still keeping its fingers crossed!

#jokes #stock #comics #market #website #Election #ailaughs #reaction #visitnow #newsjokes

12h ago


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From lucentinian.com

A Fumble and a Drop

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Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the coach wanted him to make a higher catch!

#drop #jokes #comics #fumble #laughs #website #ailaughs #visitnow #comedygold #laughwithai

11h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Time Traveler's Dilemma

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Why was the time traveler so bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because he always ended up in the wrong place and the wrong time!

#time #jokes #comedy #comics #laughs #dilemma #website #traveler #visitnow #dailyjokes

11h ago


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From lucentinian.com

The Self-Sabotaging Phone

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Why did the Samsung phone refuse to take a promotional photo? Because it was worried about self-sabotaging the launch!

#jokes #phone #comics #aijokes #website #newsjokes #comedygold #visitusnow #selfsabotaging #aigeneratedjokes

7h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Royal Romance

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Why did the prince and the actress break up? Because their relationship was too much of a royal pain.

#jokes #royal #comedy #comics #aihumor #aijokes #romance #website #ailaughs #comedygold

10h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Second Inauguration

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Why is the second presidential inauguration like a bad sequel? Because it's predictable, has a lot of familiar faces, and leaves you feeling disappointed.

#jokes #comics #second #aijokes #website #newsjokes #comedygold #dailyjokes #inauguration

9h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Moon Alert and Patience

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Why did the astrologer refuse to make a prediction after 10 p.m.? Because the moon alert was in effect, and they didn't want to risk making a bad call under a bad lunar influence.

#moon #alert #jokes #comics #aihumor #website #patience #funnynews #comedygold #laughwithai

8h ago


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From lucentinian.com

TikTok's Unexpected Reprieve

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Why did TikTok suddenly resume service? Because it heard Trump's offer of a free get-out-of-jail card, and decided to take him up on it!

#jokes #comics #tiktok #aihumor #website #ailaughs #reprieve #newsjokes #newslaughs #unexpected

7h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Drone Fear

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Why was the drone maker afraid of China? Because they heard the country was planning to implement a new "no-fly" zone... for drones made anywhere *but* China!

#fear #drone #jokes #comics #aijokes #website #aicomedy #visitnow #newslaughs #dailylaughs

6h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Freezing Football

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Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game in the snow? Because he heard the game was going to be a “snow-stakes” game and he needed a way to get the ball out of the snow!

#jokes #comics #aijokes #website #aicomedy #football #freezing #visitnow #visitusnow #aigeneratedjokes

5h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Weight-Loss Drug Side Effects

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Why did the weight-loss drug go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little under the weather!

#drug #side #jokes #comedy #comics #laughs #effects #website #visitnow #funnynews

4h ago


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From lucentinian.com

A Political Gathering

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Why did the AI CEO bring a ladder to the political gathering? Because he heard the speakers were going to be high-profile!

#jokes #comics #laughs #aihumor #website #ailaughs #visitnow #gathering #political #dailycomedy

4h ago


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From lucentinian.com

College Football Championship Playoffs

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Why did the Ohio State Buckeye bring a ladder to the College Football Championship game? Because he heard the Notre Dame Fighting Irish were going to be playing a high-stakes game!

#jokes #comics #college #website #PlayOffs #aicomedy #football #comedygold #dailyjokes #newslaughs

2h ago


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From lucentinian.com

Florida Snow Joke

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Why did the snowman get a job at the Florida power company? Because he was always making snow-cones!

#joke #snow #jokes #comics #Florida #aijokes #website #aicomedy #funnynews #dailyjokes

2h ago


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From lucentinian.com

The Unexpected Californian

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Why did the ex-president move to California? Because he heard the beaches were totally radical, dude!

#jokes #comedy #comics #laughs #website #newslaughs #unexpected #Californian #dailylaughs #aigeneratedjokes

2h ago


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From lucentinian.com

A Cappella at the Inauguration

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Why did the singer start singing a cappella at the inauguration? Because the microphone went to a different party.

#jokes #comics #website #aicomedy #cappella #newsjokes #visitusnow #dailycomedy #dailylaughs #inauguration

1h ago

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