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Why Japan Won’t Go To The Moon - Lighthouse News Network
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Why won’t Japan – with all of its advanced technology and everything needing to be cute – go to the moon? The Chinese are there and the Americans said they were there a whole bunch of times, they even have a mailbox there for any interstellar mail coming their way… But why won’t the Japanese […]
#Mars #Humor #Japan #satire #moonmission
21h ago
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Neanderthals 90,000 Years ago Had Crab-Fests in Portugal - Lighthouse News Network
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Our genetically close cousins Mr. and Mrs. Neander – lived in a seaside cave in Portugal 90,000 years ago. Excavations of one such cave – Grutada Figueroa Brava, 20 miles south of Lisbon was just completed – according to CCN News. The large sea-front condo-like cave had one of the best views...
#Humor #satire #crabfest #portugal #neanderthals
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Thursday, 26 January 2023 Global Warming directly and Indirectly is causing hug icebergs in Antarctica. Recently – according to CCN News – a ‘Biggie’ berg split off of the Brunt Ice Shelf. It’s over 600 square miles – about the size of Greater London (without the pollution). The Australians are...
#Humor #satire #iceberg #icecubes #Australia #antarctic #globalwarming
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SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA – (Spoof Satire) – Mexico’s El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the Russian commie invader Vladimir Nikita “Shorty”...
#Humor #Russia #mexico #satire #spyplane #Destroyer #panchovilla
1h ago
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Love Trumps All: The Secret Affair Between Kamala and Trump
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Secret romance between Trump and Harris revealed through late-night Naval Observatory visits and matching press statements.
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The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of the CPD. The incidence of people walking into...
#Humor #satire #chicago #security #McDonalds #notlovingit
23h ago
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iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) said that all of her sisters and their boyfriends...
#Humor #satire #kimkardashian #jalapenofactory #joaquingazpacho
22h ago
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Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The Orange W, has easily surpassed such heavy hitters as...
#Humor #satire #fastfood #whataburgermcdonalds
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